FINALLY!! REAL PORN FOR WOMEN!!

Yes, girls watch porn too!

I finally found real porn for women. No joke it really exists! I thought no one could understand what we women really want in a porno but they did it! They finally got it. Someone finally understood that we women have needs to. Never mind that hard-core amateur porno crap; we want gorgeous sublime women with perfect asses and tits and even more importantly we want hot men with god like bodies, dicks and boners. Yeah just cause we are like that. Now that’s what I call a real porno!

WHAT WOMEN REALLY WANT

• We want it to start from the beginning, no need for a silly fake story with a pizza delivery man and his never eaten pizza, just the simple preliminaries stuff that turns us on in real life. The slow and sexy French kissing, the fine caressing of a soft ass, the slow over cloths fondling, the sensual feel of her mouth on a perfectly mounted dick you get the picture?
  
• We want to see them slowly remove each other’s cloths and linger on every sexual part of their bodies.
• We want exclusive locations with romantic settings and perfectly shaved pussies. No need for huge budgets and extreme flash we like the simple sensual stuff.
• We want quality over quantity. Beautiful angles and amazing shots combined with sexy melodious music.
• We want sexy sensual scenes with perfect bodies intertwined as both of them moan in ultimate pleasure.
• We want to see him lick that delicious little pussy until she so desperately wants his big cock to take her.
• We want to see his lips surround the nipple and suck it deep into his mouth while she vigorously rubs his cock.

• We want to see the man’s whole body move to the rhythm while thrusting his cock down on the girl’s wet and amazingly tight hole until she yells for him to stop.
• We want to see her suck and pump that perfect enormous cock and love it so much that she just can’t stop.
• We want to feel the sensuality of the partners as they fuck over and over again.

• We want to see the real pleasure in their faces as they make each other wet and horny.
• We want the slow riding of a huge hard cock.
• We want to see passionate and amazing sex in every position.
• We want to see them tremble after having the ultimate orgasm.
• We want lesbians to undress each other slowly and sensually while caressing each body part tenderly.
• We want foxy sensual lesbians eating each other’s pussies and licking each other dry. We want to see them linger on each other’s huge and perfectly shaped bosoms with their hands and tongues. We want to see them caress each other and squeal in ultimate pleasure while they finger each other to ecstasy.

Now I know we want a bunch of things and it might seem impossible but yes these pornos do exist and they changed my life. I am now a horny little vixen and I want to fuck all the time because I just can’t get enough. They make me want to tear of the cloths of every cute guy I meet and take advantage of their rippling bodies. I guess we could say they make me feel real good! I bet they can make anyone feel this way!

WHAT WOMEN DON’T WANT

• We don’t want to see deep throat and gagging
• We don’t want to see old men with young ladies
• We don’t want to see inappropriate behavior
• We don’t want to see women demeaned and talk to like sluts
• We don’t want to see hard-core octopus crap
• We don’t want to monsters fucking other monsters
• We don’t want to see ugly uninteresting people fuck with each other just to make a horrible porno.
• We don’t want to see 12 cocks cum shot on one girls face.
• We don’t want to see horrible quality videos that we can barely decipher which is a girl and which is a boy.
• We deserve more

MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS

So as you can see women and men are so very different with their porno needs. Once in a while we do get the urge to watch amateur porno but if we have a choice we will definitely choose these kinds of sexy sensual videos . The reason we choose to watch the other porno’s is because we see how excited our man gets when he watches them and that alone is enough to get us moist. It’s not the porno it’s how horny it makes him. Because we aim to please him but if you want to please her then you’ll take my advice and drop these delicious porno’s on her and you will never know what hit you! You might even get the blow job of a lifetime while watching some amazing porn, who knows!

17 types of faces people make when having an orgasm

I've worked in the adult industry for many years now on many different websites and have seen a ton of weird faces when people climax.  Here’s a list of the top 17 greatest orgasms I have ever seen. 

1 – The “4:20 orgasm”

Sometimes the girls smoke a bowl before going on a shoot.  This is the end result of mixing weed and sex. Classy.

2 – The “Choke-gasm”

he choke-gasm happens when the girl’s orgasm is so strong, she literally chokes on it.  Sometimes the choke-gasm is followed by involuntary vomit.  Fun times.

3 – The “never ending orgasm”

You can usually see women over 35 experience it.  Basically, they start climaxing and by some form of slut magic – they don’t stop cumming.   If you ever come across the never ending orgasm, go grab a sandwich, you’re in for a long wait.

4 – The “high note”

Happens when the girl squeals a high pitched sound - similar to a bat.

  Men have been known to produce similar sounds after stepping barefoot on lego blocks.

5 – The “Daddy didn’t love me”

Cries when used as a cum dumpster.

6 – The “I’m not on birth control”

You’re fucked.  Enjoy changing diapers.

7 – The “Is that you Jeebus?”

Happens when a woman is sent to such an extreme state of pleasure that she crosses over to the other side. You get a high-five from the Lord.

8 – The “snore”

Usually happens when your needle dick can’t do the job right.  Unless she’s in love with you, then she’ll fake one of the other 16 o-faces.

9 – The “Ow-face”

She looks like she’s in pain.  She has possibly dislocated her jaw.  She fucking loves the way you do her right.  Attaboy!

10 – The “dump”

You really can’t tell if she’s enjoying herself or about to dump a big steamy mud pie on your chest.

11 – The “rug burn”

Usually characterized by the face-to-rug ratio during intercourse.Warning : do not attempt the rug burn when close to open stoves or fireplaces.

12 – The “loner”

Wonder why you’re single?  Because this is what you look like.

13 – The “wrong hole”

Usually happens when you’re in the wrong hole and your partner is too shy or scared to tell you otherwise.  On a positive note : No babies!

14 – The “prison bitch”

If you’ve ever been to prison, this should seem very familiar.  P.S : T-bone misses you, call him.

15 – The “affectionate lover”

This is what a satisfied partner looks like.  Go grab a beer cowboy, your work is done.

16 – The “Ouija”

Typically happens when your sex session is so loud it awakens the dead, and they take possession of the girl’s body so they too can feel the mighty power of your Ramrod.  Other possibilities: She’s having a seizure.  Call an ambulance.

17 – The “Finish Her”

Happens when, like in Mortal Kombat, your partner is at a point where all is left for you to do is to dick slap her face off.

There you have it! 17 types of faces people make when having an orgasm! Are you one of these faces? My sources of all these incredible orgasm faces are of course google, deviantclip, punish tube, dapink and many more:)