I've worked in the adult industry for many years now on many different websites and have seen a ton of weird faces when people climax. Here’s a list of the top 17 greatest orgasms I have ever seen.
1 – The “4:20 orgasm”
Sometimes the girls smoke a bowl before going on a shoot. This is the end result of mixing weed and sex. Classy.
2 – The “Choke-gasm”
he choke-gasm happens when the girl’s orgasm is so strong, she literally chokes on it. Sometimes the choke-gasm is followed by involuntary vomit. Fun times.
3 – The “never ending orgasm”
You can usually see women over 35 experience it. Basically, they start climaxing and by some form of slut magic – they don’t stop cumming. If you ever come across the never ending orgasm, go grab a sandwich, you’re in for a long wait.
4 – The “high note”
Happens when the girl squeals a high pitched sound - similar to a bat.
Men have been known to produce similar sounds after stepping barefoot on lego blocks.
5 – The “Daddy didn’t love me”
Cries when used as a cum dumpster.
6 – The “I’m not on birth control”
You’re fucked. Enjoy changing diapers.
7 – The “Is that you Jeebus?”
Happens when a woman is sent to such an extreme state of pleasure that she crosses over to the other side. You get a high-five from the Lord.
8 – The “snore”
Usually happens when your needle dick can’t do the job right. Unless she’s in love with you, then she’ll fake one of the other 16 o-faces.
9 – The “Ow-face”
She looks like she’s in pain. She has possibly dislocated her jaw. She fucking loves the way you do her right. Attaboy!
10 – The “dump”
You really can’t tell if she’s enjoying herself or about to dump a big steamy mud pie on your chest.
11 – The “rug burn”
Usually characterized by the face-to-rug ratio during intercourse.Warning : do not attempt the rug burn when close to open stoves or fireplaces.
12 – The “loner”
Wonder why you’re single? Because this is what you look like.
13 – The “wrong hole”
Usually happens when you’re in the wrong hole and your partner is too shy or scared to tell you otherwise. On a positive note : No babies!
14 – The “prison bitch”
If you’ve ever been to prison, this should seem very familiar. P.S : T-bone misses you, call him.
15 – The “affectionate lover”
This is what a satisfied partner looks like. Go grab a beer cowboy, your work is done.
16 – The “Ouija”
Typically happens when your sex session is so loud it awakens the dead, and they take possession of the girl’s body so they too can feel the mighty power of your Ramrod. Other possibilities: She’s having a seizure. Call an ambulance.
17 – The “Finish Her”
Happens when, like in Mortal Kombat, your partner is at a point where all is left for you to do is to dick slap her face off.
There you have it! 17 types of faces people make when having an orgasm! Are you one of these faces? My sources of all these incredible orgasm faces are of course google, deviantclip, punish tube, dapink and many more:)
